Summer Movie Preview with Parker Layman
My favorite season of the year is now upon us — THE SUMMER MOVIE SEASON. Hello, and welcome to your official week-to-week guide of summer releases regarding what to see and what to skip during this movie season. Let’s get started. Week 1: May 15 Mad Max: Fury Road Stars: Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron […]
Guerrilla Wolves Movie News With Parker Layman: The Archive Pt. 3
The continued adventures of everyone’s favorite critic! Let the ranting begin… • • • Christmas EXTRAVAGANZA!!!1!!1 Parker covers the December movies that he neglected to recognize, including Exodus, Into The Woods, and The Hobbit Part 3! • • • TAK3N: Liam Invests in a Security System Mr. Layman discusses Liam Neeson’s latest generic action movie. […]
Parker Layman Takes the Cake for Worst Oscar Predictions
On the evening of Feb. 22, 2015, the hotly anticipated 87th Annual Academy Awards took place. There were many winners and many losers. The biggest loser, however, was me. Let’s compare my predictions with the actual winners. Best Adapted Screenplay Nominess: “American Sniper” written by Jason Hall “The Imitation Game” written by Graham Moore “Inherent […]
Parker Layman’s 2015 Oscar Picks
It’s that time of year again! The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences has officially released the nominees for the 2015 Academy Awards, otherwise known as the Oscars. This year’s lineup is rather meaty, so let’s kick it off with the Best Adapted Screenplay category. Best Adapted Screenplay Nominess: “American Sniper” written by Jason […]
Guerrilla Wolves Movie News with Parker Layman: Archive Pt. 2
Hello, and welcome to part two of the Guerrilla Wolves Movie News Archive, chronically Parker Layman’s movie rants from the October and November broadcasts of Guerrilla Wolves News. Scroll on if you wish to have your daily dose of unwanted opinions. • • • TROLLS IN BOXES Parker recaps Laika Studios’s latest mixed bag, “The […]
Guerrilla Wolves Movie News with Parker Layman: The Archive Pt. 1
Welcome to the official archive of Guerrilla Wolves Movie News. Join your host, Parker Layman, as he breaks down the latest releases in cinema while using extravagant hand gestures like Don Corleone in an electric chair. Best & Worst of Summer In this thrilling chapter, Parker recaps the best and worst summer tentpoles… meaning he […]
‘The Lego Movie’ Bridges Gap Between Generations
The need-to-see cinematic experience of early 2014 is no question. “The Lego Movie” does nearly everything correct in all aspects: characters, story, development, and most importantly, humor. While the movie’s target audience is kids, you can rest assured that the creators put in joke after joke utilizing notable characters and allusions from years past. This […]
Don Hertzfeldt: Volume Two — A Really Nice Buy
Have you ever thought it possible to laugh hard at an odd joke while feeling the need to cry? What about feeling those emotions for a stick-figure character? Well, that’s just the kind of thing you can expect if you purchase “Don Hertzfeldt: Volume Two.” This DVD comes packed with animations and an hour-long interview […]
“Jack the Giant Slayer”: A Giant Mess
Historically, the new year is slow for cinema. The first three or four months tend to have few bombastic action flicks, which are reserved for the big kids in summer, or gripping drama pieces, typically reserved for the adults in the fall. Instead, cinemaphiles are treated with scraps of good films amid the muck of […]
