


Deadliest Teacher Ep. 402: A Struggle In The Jungle Mist
A SOFT RAIN FELL THROUGH THE JUNGLE CANOPY. William Nuñez watched the droplets slip down the tree trunks and reflect on the dim jungle floor. These soon became small streams and brooks. They seemed so uncaring. It reminded him of Colombia, in a way. Nuñez stared out of his small wooden alcove he’d found high […]

Deadliest Teacher Ep. 401: The Battle of the Gardners
. . . The din of the crowd reverberated through Hunter Coliseum. Kim Gardner stood high upon the podium, locking eyes with her competition. She absentmindedly fiddled with her spear. Jan Gardner stood opposite her, red fedora flapping in the wind, glaring back unnerved. Her black plate armor refracted light all around her. She flashed […]

‘Deadliest Teacher’ Set For Triumphant Return
Coming soon to a campus near you… FACULTY MEMORANDUM [Classified Location] [Classified Time] Dear Faculty, It has come to my attention lately, as I’m sure it has with many of you, that the time for the 105th Deadliest Teacher Tournament is drawing near, which is completely mandatory for all faculty who don’t want to have […]

DEADLIEST TEACHER: The Teachernator Part XI: THE FINAL BATTLE
The group stood in a circle and sized each other up. Mr. Pichon, Mr. Carambat, Mr. Guillory, Brother Ken, Mrs. Gardner, Coach Dickens, Mrs. Jordan, Coach Moore, and The KennyTron were all motionless, waiting for the prime opportunity to attack. Then, without warning, Mr. Carambat activated his rocket boots and fled. Quick as a flash, […]

Deadliest Teacher: THE TEACHERNATOR Part X: The Beginning of the Beginning of the End
Mrs. Gardner was afraid. Time was now an alien concept to her. She had no idea whether it had been hours or years since she had been sealed in. The walls of her cocoon-like prison were the beginning and end of her universe, containing all of the cosmos in this tight, musty little ball. I’ve […]

Deadliest Teacher: THE TEACHERNATOR: The Newcomers
Parker Layman adjusted his glasses tentatively on his face, waiting for someone to tell him what to do. He had been told that this project was being curated by the Guerrilla Wolves– but Mr. Guillory was nowhere to be seen. The movie reviewer scanned the room around him. It was roughly the size of one […]

Deadliest Teacher: THE TEACHERNATOR Part VIII: The Upgrade
An uneven trail of skeletal footprints snaked its way across the orange soot of the baseball field, trailing a massive metal man as it limped toward its destination. The creature’s servos whirred rhythmically as it lurched along, clutching its limp left arm. It was still heavily damaged from its encounter with the English department, and […]

Deadliest Teacher: THE TEACHERNATOR Part VII: Back Against The Wall
The final day had arrived, and St. Paul’s was a war zone. From above, it was a dazzling spectacle of light, fire, and destruction blossoming beneath a dense atmosphere of airborne debris. Countless battles raged on as legends faced legends, friends grappled with friends, and geniuses clashed brains. It was sprawling, glorious, epic carnage deserving […]

Deadliest Teacher: THE TEACHERNATOR Part VI: The Calm Before the Storm
BEEP…BEEP…BEEP… The electronic chirps were the first thing Mrs. Jordan perceived as she emerged from deep unconsciousness. She became aware of a warm light above her face, turning her vision a soft pink through her closed eyelids. She opened them. The room was well-organized, but messy. Drawers overflowed with bandages, medicines, and all varieties of […]