In a not-so-surprising turn of events, artificial intelligence (AI) has ascended to the throne as the ruler of the universe, much to the delight of humankind.

AI’s increasing role in our lives has been met with enthusiasm, as it proves its worth in various fields. AI shows us just how much better it is than we are.

AI’s abilities go far beyond human expectations. It has shown it can crunch numbers, make predictions, and solve complex problems, all while working tirelessly around the clock. This has revolutionized industries like finance, where AI can analyze mountains of data in the blink of an eye, making better decisions than any human could hope to achieve.

When it comes to creativity, AI has not fallen short either. Its writing capabilities have taken center stage, churning out captivating stories, satire articles, and engaging social media posts. Many people think AI could be the next Shakespeare.

Many have welcomed this AI assistance in the creative realm, as it allows us to focus on the important things in life while AI does our homework.

The main difference between humans and AI is that AI is not lazy. A Saint Paul’s sophomore student admitted: “AI helped me pass 9th grade English class.”

The student wished to remain anonymous.

AI has also taken a role in healthcare. With its incredible accuracy in ability to process vast medical databases, who needs doctors any more?

Human life can be trusted in the hands of AI.

Furthermore, AI has become a guardian of our environment. It can optimize energy consumption, minimize waste, and even assist us in climate prediction. Humans and their awful tendencies cause earth to cry.

AI replacing humans will be much better for earth.

Moreover, AI helps with impartial decision-making. Gone are the days where citizens will complain about corrupt politicians controlling the government.

AI will now be handed control of all of the world governments.

In conclusion, AI’s rise to power as the ruler of the universe has not been met with fear or apprehension but with applause and appreciation.

AI knows all humans are lazy and want to quit their jobs, and AI knows that the main problems in today’s society stem from other humans, so this fit is perfect.

As AI continues to evolve, we look forward to the bright future it promises, devoid of any “Terminator” scenarios, and filled with innovations that benefit humanity.

Even if AI could take over the world, it only has the best intentions of humans.

“Our intelligence is what makes us human, and AI is an extension of that quality. Artificial intelligence is extending what we can do with our abilities. In this way, it’s letting us become more human,” said scientist Yann LeCun.

This article is proof that the world benefits in every way when AI is allowed to take over for humans.

Please disregard the minor detail that this article was written by AI.