[satire] CRY WOLF: Pampered SPS Students Can’t Believe They Only Have Two Day Weekend
Cry Wolf Satirical News Note: St. Paul’s School has had an unusual number of school days cancelled this school year due to an assortment of factors, such as hurricanes and school holidays. These days off have resulted in many extended weekends where students have Friday or Monday off. (COVINGTON, La.) According to multiple incredulous sources, […]
Monster Mash Celebrates Its 30th Year Anniversary
For many years Monster Mash, a Halloween Festival held in Bogue Falaya Park, has been key to families for celebrating Halloween. This year, however, is special, as Monster Mash is celebrating its 30th anniversary. Monster Mash embodies Halloween Spirit through entertainment for adults and children alike. Local restaurants will be providing food and drink, including […]
[satire] CRY WOLF: ‘Someone Else Will Pick Up That Trash’ Assume 900 Students
Cry Wolf Satirical News (COVINGTON, La.) Walking past various pieces of litter at the end of lunch Wednesday, all 900 plus students that comprise the St. Paul’s student body assumed that “someone else will pick that up.” According to multiple sources, 900 different St. Paul’s students all didn’t feel the need to pick up the […]
Catholic Church Under Fire: Coverup of Sexual Abuse Overshadows Recent Progress
(COVINGTON, La.) — Cardinal Theodore McCarrick, retired archbishop of Washington, announced on June 20 that he would step away from public ministry after an allegation of sexual abuse against him that allegedly occurred 47 years ago was deemed credible. The investigation led many to conclude that McCarrick not only escaped punishment for his crimes but […]
Football Score Board
Opponent Time Location Result Edna Karr 7:00 pm SPS (L) 33 – 30 Jesuit 7:00 pm Jesuit (L) 34 – 24 Christian Brothers 7:00 pm Christian Brothers High School (L) 31 – 24 Northshore 7:00 pm Northshore high school 45 – 16 Hammond 7:00 pm SPS 16 – 8 Covington 7:00 pm Covington High School […]
(OPINION) The Current State of the Rap Community
(COVINGTON, La.) If there was an answer to what is going on in the rap and hip-hop community, it sure would be complex. Music from the genre today is scattered with everything from modern day poets to high school dropouts. Rap is leading the United States in the most streams and listens since 2017, dethroning […]
Snapchat Users Beware: Not as Private as You Think
(COVINGTON, La.)- You and your friends are at a party. You capture a picture that is completely inappropriate but it’s too good not to post. Despite a nagging thought that maybe you should hit delete, you post it anyway. Recent news about Snapchat’s failures to keep your messages private should give you a reason to […]
Wolves Open Up District Play Against Northshore
(COVINGTON, La.) — Last Friday, September 14th, the St. Paul’s Wolves football team traveled the six hours north to Memphis, Tennessee, to take on the nationally ranked Christian Brothers Purple Wave. The Wolves dropped their third straight, losing 31-24. The Wolves plan on getting back on track this week against district rival Northshore High. St. […]
[satire] CRY WOLF: Watkins Institutes New 36 Block Schedule To Make Up For Missed School Days
(COVINGTON, La.) To make up for school days in which St. Paul’s School was closed due to events like Hurricane Gordon or the Christian Brothers 100th anniversary holiday, Principal Trevor Watkins has instituted a new 36 block schedule effective immediately. “Starting tomorrow and continuing until our school gets back on track, each school day will […]
Austin Ashcraft Returns to His Craft
(COVINGTON, La.) — Austin Ashcraft, beloved religion teacher who took a two-year hiatus from teaching at St. Paul’s to earn a Masters in Theology from Notre Dame Seminary in New Orleans, returned to SPS this school year to teach 10th and 12th grade Religion. Ashcraft, who earned an undergraduate degree in Theology from Franciscan University, […]
