[satire] CRY WOLF: Pampered SPS Students Can’t Believe They Only Have Two Day Weekend

Cry Wolf Satirical News Note: St. Paul’s School has had an unusual number of school days cancelled this school  year due to an assortment of factors, such as hurricanes and school holidays. These days off have resulted in many extended weekends where students have Friday or Monday off. (COVINGTON, La.) According to multiple incredulous sources, […]

Monster Mash Celebrates Its 30th Year Anniversary

For many years Monster Mash, a Halloween Festival held in Bogue Falaya Park, has been key to families for celebrating Halloween. This year, however, is special, as Monster Mash is celebrating its 30th anniversary. Monster Mash embodies Halloween Spirit through entertainment for adults and children alike. Local restaurants will be providing food and drink, including […]

Catholic Church Under Fire: Coverup of Sexual Abuse Overshadows Recent Progress

(COVINGTON, La.) —  Cardinal Theodore McCarrick, retired archbishop of Washington, announced on June 20 that he would step away from public ministry after an allegation of sexual abuse against him that allegedly occurred 47 years ago was deemed credible. The investigation led many to conclude that McCarrick not only escaped punishment for his crimes but […]

[satire] CRY WOLF: Watkins Institutes New 36 Block Schedule To Make Up For Missed School Days

(COVINGTON, La.) To make up for school days in which St. Paul’s School was closed due to events like Hurricane Gordon or the Christian Brothers 100th anniversary holiday, Principal Trevor Watkins has instituted a new 36 block schedule effective immediately. “Starting tomorrow and continuing until our school gets back on track, each school day will […]

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