CRY WOLF (satire): New Report Shows Fortnite Responsible for More St. Paul’s Student Brotherhood Than All Retreats Combined

(Cry Wolf Satirical News) Popular video game Fortnite: Battle Royale is responsible for creating stronger brotherhood among St. Paul’s students than all St. Paul’s retreats combined, according to a new report released yesterday by Louisiana State University. Fortnite: Battle Royale (often shortened to just Fortnite), is an online multiplayer game where 100 players are dropped onto […]

Wolves Down Bears in Semifinals, Advance to First Basketball State Championship in School History

(LAKE CHARLES, La.) Thursday, March 8, 2018, was already a historic day for St. Paul’s, as the Basketball Wolves were competing in their first ever semifinal game in Lake Charles, Louisiana, at Burton Coliseum. However, the day became one of the most memorable in the school’s storied history as the 2018 Basketball Wolves advanced to […]

Lacrosse Wolves Take St. Thomas More, Set to Face Mandeville and Catholic High (B.R.) in Homefield Double-Header Weekend

(LAFAYETTE, La.) The #1 state-ranked Wolves faced off against the #2 state-ranked St. Thomas More Cougars on a cool Lafayette Saturday (March 3) afternoon in a tough back and forth in which the Wolves secured a victory by a scoreline of 10-6. This win sets the pace for the rest of the Wolves’ season, and […]

GALLERY: Basketball Wolves Defeat Brother Martin in Quarterfinals, Will Face Catholic High in Semifinals

UPDATED: March 8, 2018 12:58 p.m. (COVINGTON, La.) The St. Paul’s Wolves basketball team defeated the Brother Martin Crusaders by a score of 78-66 in the LHSAA quarterfinal match on Friday, March 2, sending the Wolves to the semifinals to face Catholic High on Thursday, March 8. Senior Parker Edwards finished with 35 points, and […]

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