[satire] CRY WOLF: Dad Immediately Wrecks Car After Son Turns on Back-seat Light
Cry Wolf Satirical News (COVINGTON, La) — A Covington dad wrecked his car last night after his 11-year-old son perilously turned on a back-seat interior light despite the fact that it was dark outside. The man, identified as 45-year-old Bob Salinger, was reportedly taking a leisurely nighttime drive down Lee Rd. with his family when […]
(Smarticle) In Defense of “Modern” Art (No, You Couldn’t Have Done That)
(COVINGTON, La.) — In today’s world, specifically in southeast Louisiana, there exist three unmentionables: veganism, California, and modern art. People like to be victims and this sentiment seems to have extended to several parts of the United States where the people feel as if their cultural identity is repressed in modern society and, more important, […]
Enter Your Predictions For The Paper Wolf Capital One Bowl Mania Challenge for a Chance to Win a Prize!
(COVINGTON, La)– As the college football season comes to an end it is time pick your teams to win this years’ bowl games. If you score the most points for our group, you will be winning a $25 gift card to the fast food chain, Sonic. Outside of The Paper Wolf, if you end up […]
(OPINION) 2018-19 NBA Mock Draft
(COVINGTON, LA.) — Every year new college hoops prospect make their way out onto the court and try to make a name for themselves. This year’s draft may be one of the best ones since the 2003 draft that featured LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Carmelo Anthony, Chris Bosh, and many others. Zion Williamson is one […]
(OPINION) NFL MVP Award Prediction
(COVINGTON, LA) — The NFL MVP race has historically been dominated by offensive players, mostly quarterbacks and running backs. Only two defensive players have ever won the award, but Khalil Mack could make it a third this year. With the season going into its 13th week the finalists are separating themselves from the rest of […]
Wrestling Wolves 2018-19 Schedule/Scoreboard
Date Event Location Team result Result Individual Champions November 7 Mandeville Dual Mandeville High 75-3 — November 14 Jesuit Dual Jesuit 54-21 — November 20 Dale Ketelsen Memorial SPS Second Peyton Ward – 138 November 27 Holy Cross Dual Holy Cross (L) 48-17 — December 5 Catholic Dual Catholic High — — December 7-8 […]
Food Review: Waffle House Breakfast
(COVINGTON, La.) — SPS students know that Waffle House is the perfect place to get a delicious, filling meal at a reasonable price. The classic diners that dot the Northshore offer breakfast menu items such as eggs, hash browns, sausage, bacon, toast, and last but certainly not least, the classic waffle. SPS junior Jack Ballard […]
Big Future in the Big Apple? Why the New York Knicks are Your 2021 NBA Champions
(COVINGTON, La.) — Though it’s not likely the New York Knicks end their 45 year championship drought in 2019, their stockpile of young talent sets them up tremendously for the upcoming seasons. The Knicks held the 9th and 36th picks in the 2018 NBA Draft held last June. They ended up selecting Forward Kevin Knox […]
Meet the Teacher: Randall Ford
(COVINGTON, La.) — Dr. Randall Ford, a Biology teacher from Holy Cross high school, began teaching at St. Paul’s during this 2018-2019 school year. Ford teaches Biology and Physical Science, alongside coaching 8th Grade Football. Ford was born and raised in Metairie, La. where he attended Archbishop Rummel High School. He then attended Rhodes College […]
(OPINION) NBA Award Prediction
(COVINGTON, LA.)— The first quarter of the NBA season has quickly come and we are looking at my top five prospects for the NBA awards. These four awards are always the most anticipated and debated about, although some races are closer than others. However, only one quarter has gone by this season and things are […]
