St. Paul’s Students Certified to Save

(COVINGTON, La.)– St. Paul’s students and faculty recently participated in a CPR and Stop the Bleed course. Students practiced applying tourniquets, stuffing and dressing wounds, and administering CPR on dummies. “The firefighters instructed us to perform CPR to the temp of “Stayin’ Alive” by the Bee Gees,” said Junior Benjamin Davidson. A number of schools […]

[satire] CRY WOLF: Sleeveless, Baseball Bat-Wielding Watkins Standing Guard Outside Main School Building to Prevent Senior Prank

Cry Wolf Satirical News Note: Today (Friday, May 3) is the seniors last day of school, and they have been warned by the St. Paul’s administration not to pull a prank. __________________________________________________________________________ (COVINGTON, La.) — Gripping a baseball bat and clad in a sleeveless shirt and jeans, Principal Watkins stood outside the main school building to […]

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