November 1, 2023July 16, 2026 andrewdunne2026

CRY WOLF: Chicago Bears Relegated to NCAA [satire]

October 16, 2023July 16, 2026 andrewdunne2026

CRY WOLF: Artificial Intelligence Crowned Ruler of the Universe, Humans Applaud [satire]

February 7, 2023July 16, 2026 samuelagold

CRY WOLF: Sgt. Don Pressley Arrested by United States Federal Trade Commission for Vertical Integration Scheme [satire]

October 3, 2022July 16, 2026 banksneitzschman

CRY WOLF: Saint Paul’s School President, Brother Ray, FSC, Found Traveling Through Discreet Tunnels [satire]

October 3, 2022July 16, 2026 samuelagold

CRY WOLF: Saint Paul’s Football Forced to Forfeit Game due to Lack of Searses [satire]

September 1, 2022July 16, 2026 samuelagold

CRY WOLF: Pre-Freshman Snatches Microphone from Brother Ray Bulliard, FSC During President’s Assembly [satire]

February 1, 2022July 16, 2026 samuelagold

CRY WOLF: Coach Dickens’ Yell Causes Earthquake on Saint Paul’s Campus [satire]

May 18, 2019July 16, 2026 The Paper Wolf

CRY WOLF: Satirical News Writer Runs Out of Ideas Just in Time for Graduation [satire]

March 1, 2019July 16, 2026 The Paper Wolf

CRY WOLF: Soccer Team to Melt Down All 10 State Championship Trophies Into 15 Foot Statue of Sean Moser [satire]

January 25, 2019July 16, 2026 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: CDC Called in to Combat Outbreak of Saint Paul’s Senioritis [satire]