February 7, 2023February 7, 2023 samuelagold

[satire] Sgt. Don Pressley Arrested by United States Federal Trade Commission for Vertical Integration Scheme

November 3, 2022November 3, 2022 banksneitzschman

(satire) Addressing the Horrors of Anti Phone Addiction

November 3, 2022January 6, 2023 samuelagold

(satire) Saint Paul’s Student Council President Overthrown in Coup D’état

October 3, 2022January 6, 2023 banksneitzschman

(satire) Saint Paul’s School President, Brother Ray, FSC, Found Traveling Through Discreet Tunnels

October 3, 2022January 6, 2023 samuelagold

(satire) Saint Paul’s Football Forced to Forfeit Game due to Lack of Searses

September 1, 2022January 6, 2023 samuelagold

(satire) Saint Paul’s Wishes Mr. Watkins a Happy Retirement

September 1, 2022January 18, 2023 samuelagold

(satire) Pre-Freshman Snatches Microphone from Brother Ray Bulliard, FSC During President’s Assembly

February 1, 2022January 6, 2023 samuelagold

(satire) Coach Dickens’ Yell Causes Earthquake on Saint Paul’s Campus

October 22, 2021January 6, 2023 samuelagold

(satire) New Study Proves that Saint Paul’s School is Superior to Jesuit High School in Every Conceivable Way

October 7, 2021January 6, 2023 samuelagold

(satire) Student Handbook violation Lands Saint Paul’s Student in Jail