Author: Hyde Healy
Hyde Healy is a senior at St. Paul's. He is the creator and writer of the "Cry Wolf" satirical news series. He occasionally covers actual school news as a staff reporter, so not everything he writes is "fake news." He is involved in multiple extracurricular activities around campus, including lacrosse and Key Club. You can contact him or send him money at hyde.healy.2019@stpauls.com.
CRY WOLF: CDC Called in to Combat Outbreak of Saint Paul’s Senioritis [satire]
CRY WOLF: Planet Fitness Offering Realistic New Year’s Membership that Expires After Two Weeks [satire]
CRY WOLF: Dad Immediately Wrecks Car After Son Turns on Back-seat Light [satire]
[satire] CRY WOLF: LSU Hires Translator for Coach O
[satire] CRY WOLF: Pampered SPS Students Can’t Believe They Only Have Two Day Weekend
CRY WOLF: 900 Students Assume ‘Someone Else Will Pick Up That Trash’ [satire]
CRY WOLF: Principal Watkins Institutes New 36 Block Schedule To Make Up For Missed School Days [satire]
CRY WOLF: New Benilde Bathroom Already Smells Terrible [satire]
The Paper Wolf 