Author: Hyde Healy
Hyde Healy is a senior at St. Paul's. He is the creator and writer of the "Cry Wolf" satirical news series. He occasionally covers actual school news as a staff reporter, so not everything he writes is "fake news." He is involved in multiple extracurricular activities around campus, including lacrosse and Key Club. You can contact him or send him money at hyde.healy.2019@stpauls.com.
[satire] CRY WOLF: Sleeveless, Baseball Bat-Wielding Watkins Standing Guard Outside Main School Building to Prevent Senior Prank
[satire] CRY WOLF: Soccer Team to Melt Down All 10 State Championship Trophies Into 15 Foot Statue of Sean Moser
[satire] CRY WOLF: CDC Called in to Combat Outbreak of Senioritis
[satire] CRY WOLF: Planet Fitness Offering Realistic New Year’s Membership that Expires After Two Weeks
[satire] CRY WOLF: Dad Immediately Wrecks Car After Son Turns on Back-seat Light
[satire] CRY WOLF: LSU Hires Translator for Coach O
[satire] CRY WOLF: Pampered SPS Students Can’t Believe They Only Have Two Day Weekend
[satire] CRY WOLF: ‘Someone Else Will Pick Up That Trash’ Assume 900 Students
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