January 5, 2019July 16, 2026 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Planet Fitness Offering Realistic New Year’s Membership that Expires After Two Weeks [satire]

December 13, 2018July 16, 2026 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Dad Immediately Wrecks Car After Son Turns on Back-seat Light [satire]

October 4, 2018July 16, 2026 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: 900 Students Assume ‘Someone Else Will Pick Up That Trash’ [satire]

September 20, 2018July 16, 2026 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Principal Watkins Institutes New 36 Block Schedule To Make Up For Missed School Days [satire]

May 10, 2018July 16, 2026 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Saint Paul’s Student Devastated to Realize There Are Still 50 Minutes Left of Class [satire]

April 30, 2018July 16, 2026 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Josh Rovira Under Investigation for Colluding with Jesuit during Student Council Election [satire]

March 2, 2018July 16, 2026 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Coach Pierre Accidentally Breaks Eighth Grader’s Hand During Handshake [satire]

January 27, 2018July 16, 2026 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Saint Paul’s Student Uses Ladder to Get Out of Lifted Truck [satire]

January 17, 2018July 16, 2026 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Principal Watkins Seen Frantically Blow Drying Roads Around SPS in Attempt to Keep School Open [satire]

December 21, 2017July 15, 2026 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Food Bank Forecloses on Gingerbread House [satire]