Revenge Tour: The Saints Preview for 2019
(NEW ORLEANS, La.) — The New Orleans Saints came up short of the Super Bowl twice in the past two years and are seeking redemption. As 2009 Super Bowl champions, the Saints hope to do the same thing 11 years later. With 18 of their 22 starters and eight of the ten pro bowlers returning […]
Colts Out of Luck
(INDIANAPOLIS, Ind.) — Andrew Luck, 7-year quarterback of the Indianapolis Colts, officially announced his retirement from the NFL on Saturday, Aug. 24 at age 29. The 2012 first overall draft pick played a total of 86 games in his NFL career. He said that the reason for his retirement is that he was “tired, and […]
Next Year’s Football Team Square Off at Annual Pie Bowl
The Football Wolves held their annual Pie Bowl on May 11, where parents and fans were given a sneak peek of next year’s team. As always, the white team faced off against the blue team in a friendly scrimmage. Players and coaches are excited for next season, hoping to improve on a difficult 2018 season. […]
[satire] CRY WOLF: LSU Hires Translator for Coach O
Cry Wolf Satirical News (BATON ROGUE) In order to translate everything he says into English, Louisiana State University has hired an official translator for head football coach Ed Orgeron, university officials confirmed yesterday. “We are very excited to announce this news. This is long overdue,” LSU officials said. “An official Coach Translator will be an […]
Wolves Look to Down Bulldogs for Higher Playoff Seed
SPS vs. FHS Week Ten: Fontainebleau Bulldogs (5-4, 4-2) vs. St. Paul’s Wolves (5-5, 5-1) (COVINGTON, La.) — St. Paul’s and Fontainebleau will face off in the Wolves final regular season game at Hunter Stadium. Last year the Wolves soundly defeated the Bulldogs 42-28. St. Paul’s won last week against Mandeville 14-10, keeping a chance […]
Wolves Open the Season Against Reigning State Champion Edna Karr
(COVINGTON, La.) — Football is back in Hunter Stadium. The St. Paul’s Wolves kick off their season against the Edna Karr Cougars, the defending back to back state champions. Last year, the Cougars beat the Wolves 42-23. The Wolves intend to seek revenge against the top team in the state. COUGAR’S PROJECTED STARTING LINEUP Offense […]
Wolves Look to Start off the Football Season Strong Against John Curtis
(COVINGTON, La.) — The St. Paul’s Wolves football team suffered a heartbreaking quarterfinal loss by the hands of John Curtis last season. The Wolves open up with a scrimmage against the same team that eliminated their 2017-2018 playoff run. Both teams are bringing back many bodies on both sides of the ball which calls for […]
2017-18 Sports Year in Review
(COVINGTON, La.) St. Paul’s prides itself on excellence in the classroom as well as on the sports fields. This 2017-18 sports year was a record-breaking year in terms of sports achievements. This year, SPS was represented well by 15 different sports teams, ranging everywhere from Cross Country to Rugby. These 15 sports racked up 6 […]
[satire] CRY WOLF: High School Football Player Accidentally Sets Highlight Tape to Smooth Jazz
Cry Wolf satirical news. (ANYTOWN, Texas) In what some are calling the “blunder of the year,” a high school football player has reportedly accidentally set his end-of-the-season highlight tape to smooth jazz music. Sources say 6’3″, 220 lb junior linebacker and former five-star recruit Justin Salting is devastated after attempting to make the background song […]
