Tag Archives: football

Colts Out of Luck

(INDIANAPOLIS, Ind.) — Andrew Luck, 7-year quarterback of the Indianapolis Colts, officially announced his retirement from the NFL on Saturday, Aug. 24 at age 29. The 2012 first overall draft pick played a total of 86 games in his NFL career. He said that the reason for his retirement is that he was “tired, and […]

2017-18 Sports Year in Review

(COVINGTON, La.) St. Paul’s prides itself on excellence in the classroom as well as on the sports fields. This 2017-18 sports year was a record-breaking year in terms of sports achievements. This year, SPS was represented well by 15 different sports teams, ranging everywhere from Cross Country to Rugby. These 15 sports racked up 6 […]

[satire] CRY WOLF: High School Football Player Accidentally Sets Highlight Tape to Smooth Jazz

Cry Wolf satirical news. (ANYTOWN, Texas) In what some are calling the “blunder of the year,” a high school football player has reportedly accidentally set his end-of-the-season highlight tape to smooth jazz music. Sources say 6’3″, 220 lb junior linebacker and former five-star recruit Justin Salting is devastated after attempting to make the background song […]