[satire] CRY WOLF: LSU Hires Translator for Coach O
Cry Wolf Satirical News (BATON ROGUE) In order to translate everything he says into English, Louisiana State University has hired an official translator for head football coach Ed Orgeron, university officials confirmed yesterday. “We are very excited to announce this news. This is long overdue,” LSU officials said. “An official Coach Translator will be an […]
Wolves Look to Down Bulldogs for Higher Playoff Seed
SPS vs. FHS Week Ten: Fontainebleau Bulldogs (5-4, 4-2) vs. St. Paul’s Wolves (5-5, 5-1) (COVINGTON, La.) — St. Paul’s and Fontainebleau will face off in the Wolves final regular season game at Hunter Stadium. Last year the Wolves soundly defeated the Bulldogs 42-28. St. Paul’s won last week against Mandeville 14-10, keeping a chance […]
Wolves Open the Season Against Reigning State Champion Edna Karr
(COVINGTON, La.) — Football is back in Hunter Stadium. The St. Paul’s Wolves kick off their season against the Edna Karr Cougars, the defending back to back state champions. Last year, the Cougars beat the Wolves 42-23. The Wolves intend to seek revenge against the top team in the state. COUGAR’S PROJECTED STARTING LINEUP Offense […]
Wolves Look to Start off the Football Season Strong Against John Curtis
(COVINGTON, La.) — The St. Paul’s Wolves football team suffered a heartbreaking quarterfinal loss by the hands of John Curtis last season. The Wolves open up with a scrimmage against the same team that eliminated their 2017-2018 playoff run. Both teams are bringing back many bodies on both sides of the ball which calls for […]
2017-18 Sports Year in Review
(COVINGTON, La.) St. Paul’s prides itself on excellence in the classroom as well as on the sports fields. This 2017-18 sports year was a record-breaking year in terms of sports achievements. This year, SPS was represented well by 15 different sports teams, ranging everywhere from Cross Country to Rugby. These 15 sports racked up 6 […]
[satire] CRY WOLF: High School Football Player Accidentally Sets Highlight Tape to Smooth Jazz
Cry Wolf satirical news. (ANYTOWN, Texas) In what some are calling the “blunder of the year,” a high school football player has reportedly accidentally set his end-of-the-season highlight tape to smooth jazz music. Sources say 6’3″, 220 lb junior linebacker and former five-star recruit Justin Salting is devastated after attempting to make the background song […]
Wolves Eye Down on the Tigers in Last Regular Season Home Game
(COVINGTON, La.) The Wolves have their eyes on district foes Slidell for this Friday (Oct. 20) under the lights of Hunter Stadium. The Wolves will be marching into tonight’s game with a 4-3 (3-1 District) record, and the Slidell Tigers will be entering the game with a 5-2 (3-1 District) record. The Wolves are coming […]
Wolves to Face Christian Brothers for First Time in School History
(COVINGTON, La.) The Wolves are set to take on the Christian Brothers (Tennessee) Purple Wave this Friday for the first time in the history of the two fellow Lasallian institutions. Regardless of the Lasallian brotherhood displayed this Friday at Hunter Stadium, this is an extremely important game for both the Wolves and the Purple Wave, […]
Ashton Van Deventer Seeks to Continue Brother’s Legacy as Student Body President
(COVINGTON, La.) — For the past four years of junior Ashton Van Deventer’s high school career, he has served his grade as class president, and, for his fifth and final year at St. Paul’s school, he is running for the coveted position of Student Body President. “When I ran for class president in 8th grade, I really didn’t […]
