It was summer 2012. There was a heated debate that the Math Department didn’t deserve the newly renovated LaSalle Hall. The administration backed the Math Department, and the others were not happy. The debate grew into a full blown rebellion.

War ravaged St. Paul’s campus. Educators transformed from civilized human beings to savages. The Science Department created chemical bombs. Their attack was led by Monti, Biology teacher John Carambat’s python. The History Department catapulted their 700-page text books as flaming projectiles. The Spanish Department captured and released the elusive warrior, La Chupacabra. The English Department crippled the enemy with paper carts. The Math Department fought for their building by capturing the enemy and having Department Chair Pam Cullen torture them with AP Calculus. The PE Department… well no one really knows what happened with them. But in the end, the administration came out on top. Principal Brother Ray Bulliard just had to stare at people a certain way, and they would fall to the ground in terror.

It was a long, drawn out war that caused major damage to the Student Center. Administration was very angry and vowed that the various departments would not go unpunished.

“And so it was decreed that each year, the various departments of St. Paul’s  would offer up in tribute two teachers, one man and one woman , to fight to the death for LaSalle Hall, and every year following as a reminder of the rebellion that rocked the school,” said Brother Ray.

The Year One Tributes are as follows:

The Math Department offered up small, but deadly, John Glorioso and  the Queen of Algebra, Susan Jordan.

The English department chose renegades Christina Difilippantonio–Jolley and Joe Dickens.

The Science department sent “The Hammer” Jim Robertson and “Night Hawk” Amy Shultz–Marshall.

The Spanish department picked the not-so-new-guy Jason Shroeder and Kim George, because of her archery skills.

The history department selected the elusive Paul Scoriels and  Kim “The Brute” Gardner.

Come back to this page next week for the gamemaker’s pregame scores, and “May the odds be ever in your favor.”