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CRY WOLF: Exclusive University Claims ‘1% Acceptance Rate is Simply too High’

Cry Wolf satirical news (Guest Columnist). (FALL RIVER, Ma.) Witherson University, a college in the prestigious and highly selective IV league, is giving their admissions process a complete overhaul. Changes to the application schedule, admissions requirements, and selection methodology will make the application process easier for many students, according to admissions director Samina Vazquez. “We […]