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[satire] CRY WOLF: Soccer Team to Melt Down All 10 State Championship Trophies Into 15 Foot Statue of Sean Moser

Cry Wolf Satirical News (COVINGTON, La.) Fresh off its 3-0 state championship victory over Jesuit High School Saturday night, the St. Paul’s Varsity soccer team has decided to melt all 10 of its Louisiana state championship trophies to create a 15 foot statue of head coach Sean Moser. “After careful consideration and a long talk […]

2017-18 Sports Year in Review

(COVINGTON, La.) St. Paul’s prides itself on excellence in the classroom as well as on the sports fields. This 2017-18 sports year was a record-breaking year in terms of sports achievements. This year, SPS was represented well by 15 different sports teams, ranging everywhere from Cross Country to Rugby. These 15 sports racked up 6 […]