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Seniors: Odds Are, You’ll End Up Back in Louisiana. So, Consider Going to College in Another State

Louisiana possesses the greatest percentage of locally-born residents throughout the United States, revealing that Louisiana is the least regionally-diverse state in the nation. According to a 2012 statistical study performed by The New York Times, 79% of Louisiana residents were born locally in Louisiana, where they have maintained residency all their lives. If possible, students […]

CRY WOLF: Exclusive University Claims ‘1% Acceptance Rate is Simply too High’

Cry Wolf satirical news (Guest Columnist). (FALL RIVER, Ma.) Witherson University, a college in the prestigious and highly selective IV league, is giving their admissions process a complete overhaul. Changes to the application schedule, admissions requirements, and selection methodology will make the application process easier for many students, according to admissions director Samina Vazquez. “We […]

Opinion: Edwards Made Bad Call on TOPS, Budget

In his official response to Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards’ announcement of this year’s budget shortfall, Treasurer John Kennedy, the man who many think should be leading this state, described the condition of Louisiana’s budget. From the start, Kennedy announced that he would be speaking “from (the) heart,” and his words afterward displayed how remarkably […]