[satire] CRY WOLF: LSU Hires Translator for Coach O
Cry Wolf Satirical News (BATON ROGUE) In order to translate everything he says into English, Louisiana State University has hired an official translator for head football coach Ed Orgeron, university officials confirmed yesterday. “We are very excited to announce this news. This is long overdue,” LSU officials said. “An official Coach Translator will be an […]
Road to Recovery: Injured St. Paul’s Football Player Michael Doherty Discusses Plans for College
(COVINGTON, La.) On Nov. 11, 2016, Michael Doherty suffered a spinal injury during a playoff football game under the lights of Hunter Stadium. Doherty has since been confined to a wheelchair, and his life is about to change once again through a little journey called college. Doherty will attend Louisiana State University in the […]
SPS Alumnus Gets His Shot in the Major Leagues
(SAN DIEGO, Calif.) — After spending eight seasons with the Toronto Blue Jays and San Diego Padres minor league teams, Ryan Schimpf was finally called up to play second base for the San Diego Padres on June 14, making him the second St. Paul’s alumni to make it to the majors. “As a program, we […]
SPS Literary Rally Students Parade Onto State
St. Paul’s sent 62 students to compete in Division II of the District Literary Rally at Southeastern Louisiana University in 31 different subjects on March 5, 2016. After the scores have been tallied, 17 SPS students qualified to compete in the Louisiana State Literary Rally to be held at LSU on April 16. Thirteen of […]
SPS Student Media Receives State, National Honors
The St. Paul’s student media program recently received top honors from scholastic press associations at both the state and national level. The Paper Wolf news site and the Guerrilla Wolves broadcast team were both honored by the Louisiana Scholastic Press Association (LSPA) in November. In addition, The Paper Wolf was nationally recognized by the Columbia […]
You Choose: Has Jindal Handled His Position Adequately?
(COVINGTON, La.) — With the gubernatorial races in a runoff vote, it seems the appropriate time to analyze governor Bobby Jindal’s performance. According to a recent Gambit poll, only 27% of Louisianans approve of Jindal’s tenure as governor. According to informal canvassing, that number appears to be even lower at St. Paul’s School. “If I had […]
Top 5 True St. Paul’s Urban Legends
(COVINGTON, La.) — St. Paul’s School campus has undergone numerous changes and renovations in its 104-year history. Sometimes, with all of the renovations, construction, and changes, it becomes difficult to imagine what life was like 50 years ago on the campus of St. Paul’s School. Like any long-tenured establishment, rumors, myths, and legends have risen […]
Wolf Tavern Promises Special Night for Parents, Faculty, Alumni
(COVINGTON, La.) — On Saturday, Sept. 12, 2015, the Briggs Assembly Center on the campus of St. Paul’s School will open its doors to a group of over 250 teachers, parents, and alumni. On that night, the BAC will change from being a place where Mass and assemblies are held for the students to the […]
The Paper Wolf Predicts College Football Playoffs
Well, football fans, it’s finally November. The regular season is starting to draw to a close, and with several quality teams at the top of the rankings, the inaugural College Football playoff promises to be a spectacle of athleticism, grit, and determination. With so many teams deserving of a spot, the task of predicting the […]
