Tag Archives: senior bequests

Class of 2017 Senior Wills

Seniors, it’s not too late to leave your bequests! Email your bequests along with your name, future college and intended major to thepaperwolf@stpauls.com. I, William Paxton Murphy, bequeath my not 1 but 2 sisters and cattle to the honorable Hyde Healy, Austin Holincheck, and Cole Abide. I also bequeath my lack of soul to Grant […]

Senior Wills Now Being Accepted

(COVINGTON,La.) — It’s that time of year again; The Paper Wolf is now accepting Senior Wills. Bequests are requested from all members of the Class of 2017. Submissions can be sent to thepaperwolf@stpauls.com before Thursday April 13, 2017. Please be appropriate and do not exceed over three sentences per will. If inspiration is needed, please […]

Class of 2014 Senior Wills

I, Zachary Albright, bequeath Madison to Spencer Albright. –Princeton/Economics I, Quinn Anglada, bequeath my reign over the Wolves on Wheels to Marcus Garner. –ULL/ Mechanical Engineering I, Steven Arias, bequeath my position as the most “swegalicious” SPS Hispanic guy to Percy Pablito Peña, and the responsibility of AFJROTC paperwork to Colin Skinner.” –SLU/Pre-Engineering I, Aaron […]