[satire] CRY WOLF: Planet Fitness Offering Realistic New Year’s Membership that Expires After Two Weeks
Cry Wolf Satirical News (HAMPTON, Nh.) National fitness gym franchise Planet Fitness is now offering prospective gym members a realistic New Year’s membership that automatically expires after two weeks, according to a statement released Tuesday by the company. “Here at Planet Fitness, we are all about inclusion,” the statement read. “So we thought it was […]
Gym Seeks Partners for Ongoing Legacy
(COVINGTON, La.) — With the new gym up and running, excitement is in the air as faculty and students take their first steps into the future of SPS athletics. The new facility was labeled with a price tag of $4.5 million, as compared to the old gym, which was built in the 1950s for $40,000. […]
Committee to Decide Fate of Benilde Hall
(COVINGTON, La.) — At a recent faculty meeting, Principal Trevor Watkins announced plans to form a committee to take on the subject of renovating the school’s underused library and other facilities in Benilde Hall. “We are very much in the preliminary stages of this,” Watkins said. “I have been very concerned with our library for many years now, not […]
Day of Activities Welcomes Alumni
(COVINGTON, La.) – On Tuesday, Feb. 3, 2015, various alumni from St. Paul’s School took to the campus once again to have a tour and luncheon provided by the alumni association to showcase how their donations have helped fund campus life. “We’ve seen from our brother schools that general alumni luncheons (have more success),” said […]
2014 With Brother Ray: A Year Of Progress
(COVINGTON, La.) – The year 2014 was a year of many changes to the face of St. Paul’s School, as President Brother Ray Bulliard, FSC, said on Jan. 7, 2015, due to both campus facelifts and school regulation and curriculum changes. The Paper Wolf sat down with Brother Ray to review the year. Q: When […]
Historic Campus Building Demolished to Make Way for Gym
(COVINGTON, La.) — Room 0101, known as the Old Art Room or the Old Barbeque Pits to students, was demolished on Dec. 6, 2014, to make way for the new gym behind the theater on St. Paul’s School campus. “(This area) is going to be center court,” Principal Trevor Watkins said. “It’s unfortunate that we […]
New Gym To Give Space, Value To Students
(COVINGTON, La.) — A new gym on the St. Paul’s School campus, long awaited by students, is scheduled to be built this summer to accommodate the growing student body and provide athletic teams additional space. “For some time now, we’ve needed a new gym. The school has grown to where we need a larger facility,” […]
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