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[satire] CRY WOLF: Planet Fitness Offering Realistic New Year’s Membership that Expires After Two Weeks

Cry Wolf Satirical News (HAMPTON, Nh.) National fitness gym franchise Planet Fitness is now offering prospective gym members a realistic New Year’s membership that automatically expires after two weeks, according to a statement released Tuesday by the company. “Here at Planet Fitness, we are all about inclusion,” the statement read. “So we thought it was […]

Committee to Decide Fate of Benilde Hall

(COVINGTON, La.) — At a recent faculty meeting, Principal Trevor Watkins announced plans to form a committee to take on the subject of renovating the school’s underused library and other facilities in Benilde Hall. “We are very much in the preliminary stages of this,” Watkins said. “I have been very concerned with our library for many years now, not […]