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CRY WOLF: Watkins Seen Frantically Blow Drying Roads Around SPS in Attempt to Keep School Open [satire]

Cry Wolf Satirical News (COVINGTON, La.)  St. Paul’s School Principal Trevor Watkins has reportedly been spotted frantically blow drying the roads around SPS. Utilizing a long series of extension cords, Watkins was seen today (Jan. 17) attempting to melt all of the ice from the roads in an apparent attempt to ensure St. Paul’s School […]

Benilde Hall Renovation Plans Near Anticipated Completion

(COVINGTON, La) — After several months of research, planning, and preparation, St. Paul’s School principal Trevor Watkins has revealed near-completed architectural plans concerning the renovation of Benilde Hall. “Benilde Hall sits at the center of St. Paul’s campus,” Watkins said. “Because of the building’s unique location, we plan to do some pretty unique things with […]

Reported Catholic League ‘Split’ Not on this Week’s LHSAA Agenda

This week on Jan. 25-27, the St. Paul’s LHSAA representative, Principal Trevor Watkins, will travel to Baton Rouge for the annual LHSAA Principal’s Conference for 2017. Contrary to popular thought, the conference does not allow other members of school administration to attend. “The LHSAA is an organization made up of principals,” Watkins said. “Every principal that […]