[satire] CRY WOLF: ‘Someone Else Will Pick Up That Trash’ Assume 900 Students
Cry Wolf Satirical News (COVINGTON, La.) Walking past various pieces of litter at the end of lunch Wednesday, all 900 plus students that comprise the St. Paul’s student body assumed that “someone else will pick that up.” According to multiple sources, 900 different St. Paul’s students all didn’t feel the need to pick up the […]
[satire] CRY WOLF: Watkins Institutes New 36 Block Schedule To Make Up For Missed School Days
Cry Wolf Satirical News (COVINGTON, La.) To make up for school days in which St. Paul’s School was closed due to events like Hurricane Gordon or the Christian Brothers 100th anniversary holiday, Principal Trevor Watkins has instituted a new 36 block schedule effective immediately. “Starting tomorrow and continuing until our school gets back on track, […]
New ‘CORE Pack’ Initiative Aims to Further Incorporate Lasallian Principles
(COVINGTON, La.) St. Paul’s School created a new program for special needs students this school year in an effort to diversify the student body and live out the Lasallian core principle of inclusive community. The new program, dubbed “CORE Pack,” stands for the Catholic Opportunity for a Responsive Education, but the word “Pack” of course reflects […]
