Students Express Gratitude at Father-Son Dinner
(COVINGTON, La.) — In celebration of the special bond that St. Paul’s students have with their fathers, the SPS Dad’s Club held its annual Father-Son Dinner in the Briggs Assembly Center on Saturday, April 8. As fathers and their sons started flocking into the Briggs, many took their seats at the round tables that had […]
Students Represent SPS Well in State Literary Rally, Science Fair
(COVINGTON, La.)–This year, St. Paul’s School has taken home various state champion awards. State champion wrestlers, power-lifters, and soccer players have all brought trophies back to campus. Recently, many St. Paul’s students participated in the District Literary Rally, District Science Fair and even qualified for state. Now that the state academica competitions are over, it […]
Cry Wolf: Student Ostracized by Class After Bringing Teacher Back on Topic
Cry Wolf satirical news. (COVINGTON, La.) — A student was reportedly ostracized by his entire class after bringing their teacher back on topic with a pertinent question on Friday. Sources say the class had been basking in the serenity of discussing literally anything but the class material for about 10 minutes before it happened. “It […]
How Many People Actually Keep their New Year Resolutions?
(COVINGTON, La.) — Ah, New Year Resolutions, a chance for people to resolve something in their lives, either a behavioral fix or something of a lifestyle change. But how many people actually keep their resolutions? Or, more importantly, why do some keep them and others just drop them like dust? According to a study by […]
‘Deadliest Teacher’ Set For Triumphant Return
Coming soon to a campus near you… FACULTY MEMORANDUM [Classified Location] [Classified Time] Dear Faculty, It has come to my attention lately, as I’m sure it has with many of you, that the time for the 105th Deadliest Teacher Tournament is drawing near, which is completely mandatory for all faculty who don’t want to have […]
SPS Juniors Experience History First-Hand
(NEW ORLEANS) — The St. Paul’s junior class toured the National World War II Museum in New Orleans on Thursday, Jan. 14, as the annual field trip for the junior level American History class. “We are so fortunate to have the World War II Museum so close to us in New Orleans,” American History teacher […]
College Visits Provide Unique View for Prospective Students
(COVINGTON, La.) — College visits provide students with the unique experience of getting to virtually tour a college without leaving the comforts of the St. Paul’s campus. During these visits, representatives from selected colleges come to visit campus and explain their school to students. “These college visits really are an opportunity to look in on […]
Cows Beware: Barbecue Club is Coming for You!
(COVINGTON, La) — “What happens at Barbecue Club stays in our intestines” is the official motto of the new St. Paul’s School Barbecue Club. With a motto such as that, St. Paul’s is in for a grilled and meat-filled treat. Everyone loves barbecue, right? Well, besides vegetarians, of course. “Last year, in Mr. (Andrew) Moran’s […]
Battle for Student Section Position Finds Temporary Resolution
(COVINGTON, La) — Last year, the student section at St. Paul’s football games was changed significantly due to complaints from the Marching Wolves. This year, after persistent complaints from the student body, the student section has morphed yet again. “It was very unpleasant,” Sophomore Jackson Cretin said regarding the overloaded student section. “A lot of […]
