Category: The Back Page (pre 2022)
When The Paper Wolf was first created in 1999, the appropriately titled “Back Page” of the printed publication was always reserved for fun (and often ridiculous) non-news items that were created strictly for entertainment purposes, such as games, silly quotes, and tongue-in-cheek campus observations. Now that the The Paper Wolf has entered the digital realm while retaining the historical title that now appears to be a misnomer, the tradition of The Back Page must continue, as well, with tongue planted firmly in cheek.
[satire] CRY WOLF: High School Football Player Accidentally Sets Highlight Tape to Smooth Jazz
CRY WOLF: St. Paul’s Student Uses Ladder to Get Out of Lifted Truck [satire]
CRY WOLF: Watkins Seen Frantically Blow Drying Roads Around SPS in Attempt to Keep School Open [satire]
CRY WOLF: St. Paul’s Soccer Program Buys Lawn Chair For Goalie [satire]
CRY WOLF: Food Bank Forecloses on Gingerbread House [satire]
Tips on Christmas Tree Shopping
CRY WOLF [satire]: Student So Unremarkable, Not Even Bro. Ray Knows His Name
CRY WOLF: Sears Forgets to Turn Off Wolf TV Camera, Eats Bowl of Cereal Live on Air
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