Category: zPre 2022 – The Back Page
When The Paper Wolf was first created in 1999, the appropriately titled “Back Page” of the printed publication was always reserved for fun (and often ridiculous) non-news items that were created strictly for entertainment purposes, such as games, silly quotes, and tongue-in-cheek campus observations. Now that the The Paper Wolf has entered the digital realm while retaining the historical title that now appears to be a misnomer, the tradition of The Back Page must continue, as well, with tongue planted firmly in cheek.
[satire] CRY WOLF: High School Football Player Accidentally Sets Highlight Tape to Smooth Jazz
CRY WOLF: St. Paul’s Student Uses Ladder to Get Out of Lifted Truck [satire]
CRY WOLF: Watkins Seen Frantically Blow Drying Roads Around SPS in Attempt to Keep School Open [satire]
CRY WOLF: St. Paul’s Soccer Program Buys Lawn Chair For Goalie [satire]
CRY WOLF: Food Bank Forecloses on Gingerbread House [satire]
Tips on Christmas Tree Shopping
CRY WOLF [satire]: Student So Unremarkable, Not Even Bro. Ray Knows His Name
CRY WOLF: Sears Forgets to Turn Off Wolf TV Camera, Eats Bowl of Cereal Live on Air
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