September 20, 2018December 13, 2018 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: Watkins Institutes New 36 Block Schedule To Make Up For Missed School Days

August 24, 2018 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: New Benilde Bathroom Already Smells Terrible

August 10, 2018August 13, 2018 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: Couple Who Is Bad at Saying ‘No’ Buy 17th Cutco Knife Set

May 22, 2018May 22, 2018 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: St. Paul’s Student Joins Gang, Falls Into Life of Crime After Hair Gets Too Long

May 10, 2018May 10, 2018 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: St. Paul’s Student Devastated to Realize There’s Still 50 Minutes Left of Class

April 30, 2018 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: Josh Rovira Under Investigation for Colluding with Jesuit during Student Council Election

April 6, 2018 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: Teacher Trying to Actually Teach During Last Period on a Friday Clearly Delusional

March 16, 2018March 16, 2018 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF (satire): New Report Shows Fortnite Responsible for More St. Paul’s Student Brotherhood Than All Retreats Combined

March 9, 2018 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: Dad in Crowd of High School Basketball Game Getting a Little Too Into it

March 2, 2018July 1, 2018 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: Coach Pierre Accidentally Breaks Eighth Grader’s Hand During Handshake