
Category: Cry Wolf Satirical News (pre 2022)
Satirical news regarding St. Paul’s campus, administration, and the world around us.


[satire] CRY WOLF: Sleeveless, Baseball Bat-Wielding Watkins Standing Guard Outside Main School Building to Prevent Senior Prank

[satire] CRY WOLF: Soccer Team to Melt Down All 10 State Championship Trophies Into 15 Foot Statue of Sean Moser
![[satire] CRY WOLF: CDC Called in to Combat Outbreak of Senioritis](https://thepaperwolf.files.wordpress.com/2019/01/img_2183.jpg?w=450&h=450&crop=1)
[satire] CRY WOLF: CDC Called in to Combat Outbreak of Senioritis
![[satire] CRY WOLF: Planet Fitness Offering Realistic New Year’s Membership that Expires After Two Weeks](https://thepaperwolf.files.wordpress.com/2019/01/img_2049.jpg?w=450&h=450&crop=1)
[satire] CRY WOLF: Planet Fitness Offering Realistic New Year’s Membership that Expires After Two Weeks
![[satire] CRY WOLF: Dad Immediately Wrecks Car After Son Turns on Back-seat Light](https://thepaperwolf.files.wordpress.com/2018/12/IMG_1857.jpg?w=450&h=450&crop=1)
[satire] CRY WOLF: Dad Immediately Wrecks Car After Son Turns on Back-seat Light
![[satire] CRY WOLF: LSU Hires Translator for Coach O](https://thepaperwolf.files.wordpress.com/2018/11/img_1875.jpg?w=450&h=450&crop=1)
[satire] CRY WOLF: LSU Hires Translator for Coach O
[satire] CRY WOLF: Pampered SPS Students Can’t Believe They Only Have Two Day Weekend
![[satire] CRY WOLF: ‘Someone Else Will Pick Up That Trash’ Assume 900 Students](https://thepaperwolf.files.wordpress.com/2018/10/img_1239.jpg?w=450&h=450&crop=1)
[satire] CRY WOLF: ‘Someone Else Will Pick Up That Trash’ Assume 900 Students
![[satire] CRY WOLF: Watkins Institutes New 36 Block Schedule To Make Up For Missed School Days](https://thepaperwolf.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/hyde-picture.jpg?w=450&h=450&crop=1)