Category: The Back Page (pre 2022)
When The Paper Wolf was first created in 1999, the appropriately titled “Back Page” of the printed publication was always reserved for fun (and often ridiculous) non-news items that were created strictly for entertainment purposes, such as games, silly quotes, and tongue-in-cheek campus observations. Now that the The Paper Wolf has entered the digital realm while retaining the historical title that now appears to be a misnomer, the tradition of The Back Page must continue, as well, with tongue planted firmly in cheek.
[satire] CRY WOLF: Sleeveless, Baseball Bat-Wielding Watkins Standing Guard Outside Main School Building to Prevent Senior Prank
[satire] CRY WOLF: Soccer Team to Melt Down All 10 State Championship Trophies Into 15 Foot Statue of Sean Moser
[satire] CRY WOLF: CDC Called in to Combat Outbreak of Senioritis
[satire] CRY WOLF: Planet Fitness Offering Realistic New Year’s Membership that Expires After Two Weeks
[satire] CRY WOLF: Dad Immediately Wrecks Car After Son Turns on Back-seat Light
[satire] CRY WOLF: LSU Hires Translator for Coach O
[satire] CRY WOLF: Pampered SPS Students Can’t Believe They Only Have Two Day Weekend
[satire] CRY WOLF: ‘Someone Else Will Pick Up That Trash’ Assume 900 Students
[satire] CRY WOLF: Watkins Institutes New 36 Block Schedule To Make Up For Missed School Days
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