Category: Cry Wolf Satirical News (pre 2022)
Satirical news regarding St. Paul’s campus, administration, and the world around us.
Heartless Student Doesn’t Even Try to Hide Glances at Clock from Teacher
Cry Wolf: Health-Conscious Mosquito Only Bites Gluten-Free People
CRY WOLF: Student to Vote for Student Council Candidate Who Makes Better Empty Promises
CRY WOLF: Three Eighth Graders Blown Away after Light Breeze Rolls Through Campus
Cry Wolf: Student Spends Rigorous Night Studying the Best Ways to Cheat
Cry Wolf: Firework Stand Employee Seems Like Last Person to Trust with Tent of Explosives
Cry Wolf: Student Ostracized by Class After Bringing Teacher Back on Topic
Cry Wolf Exclusive: Student Saves Man from Burning Building Just to Put It on Resume
