January 17, 2018July 1, 2018 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Watkins Seen Frantically Blow Drying Roads Around SPS in Attempt to Keep School Open [satire]

December 21, 2017October 5, 2018 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Food Bank Forecloses on Gingerbread House [satire]

December 4, 2017October 5, 2018 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF [satire]: Student So Unremarkable, Not Even Bro. Ray Knows His Name

November 6, 2017October 5, 2018 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Sears Forgets to Turn Off Wolf TV Camera, Eats Bowl of Cereal Live on Air

September 27, 2017October 5, 2018 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: LA DOTD Announces New 17-Year Construction Project to Widen LA 21 to 14 Lanes

September 20, 2017October 5, 2018 Hyde Healy

Cry Wolf: Student Starts Resume Club

August 30, 2017October 5, 2018 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Wise, All-Knowing Prophet Tells Freshmen that High School Goes by Really Fast

May 6, 2017July 1, 2018 Hyde Healy

Heartless Student Doesn’t Even Try to Hide Glances at Clock from Teacher

April 24, 2017July 1, 2018 Hyde Healy

Cry Wolf: Health-Conscious Mosquito Only Bites Gluten-Free People

April 7, 2017July 1, 2018 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Student to Vote for Student Council Candidate Who Makes Better Empty Promises