May 18, 2019May 18, 2019 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: Satirical News Writer Runs Out of Ideas Just in Time for Graduation

May 3, 2019May 3, 2019 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: Sleeveless, Baseball Bat-Wielding Watkins Standing Guard Outside Main School Building to Prevent Senior Prank

March 1, 2019March 1, 2019 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: Soccer Team to Melt Down All 10 State Championship Trophies Into 15 Foot Statue of Sean Moser

January 25, 2019January 25, 2019 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: CDC Called in to Combat Outbreak of Senioritis

January 5, 2019 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: Planet Fitness Offering Realistic New Year’s Membership that Expires After Two Weeks

December 13, 2018December 14, 2018 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: Dad Immediately Wrecks Car After Son Turns on Back-seat Light

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: LSU Hires Translator for Coach O

October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: Pampered SPS Students Can’t Believe They Only Have Two Day Weekend

October 4, 2018October 5, 2018 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: ‘Someone Else Will Pick Up That Trash’ Assume 900 Students

September 20, 2018December 13, 2018 Hyde Healy

[satire] CRY WOLF: Watkins Institutes New 36 Block Schedule To Make Up For Missed School Days