January 27, 2018July 1, 2018 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: St. Paul’s Student Uses Ladder to Get Out of Lifted Truck [satire]

January 17, 2018July 1, 2018 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Watkins Seen Frantically Blow Drying Roads Around SPS in Attempt to Keep School Open [satire]

December 21, 2017October 5, 2018 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Food Bank Forecloses on Gingerbread House [satire]

December 4, 2017October 5, 2018 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF [satire]: Student So Unremarkable, Not Even Bro. Ray Knows His Name

November 6, 2017October 5, 2018 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Sears Forgets to Turn Off Wolf TV Camera, Eats Bowl of Cereal Live on Air

October 18, 2017October 18, 2017 Forge Mathes

CRY WOLF: Exclusive University Claims ‘1% Acceptance Rate is Simply too High’

September 27, 2017October 5, 2018 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: LA DOTD Announces New 17-Year Construction Project to Widen LA 21 to 14 Lanes

September 20, 2017October 5, 2018 Hyde Healy

Cry Wolf: Student Starts Resume Club

August 30, 2017October 5, 2018 Hyde Healy

CRY WOLF: Wise, All-Knowing Prophet Tells Freshmen that High School Goes by Really Fast

May 6, 2017July 1, 2018 Hyde Healy

Heartless Student Doesn’t Even Try to Hide Glances at Clock from Teacher